your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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