I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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