If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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