Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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