I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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