Duck Duck Cougar?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So much rum. So many feels.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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