me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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