Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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