OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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