maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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