that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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