I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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