i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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