i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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