Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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