i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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