doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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