Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
My ass is underappreciated
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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