do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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