Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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