Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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