I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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