Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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