Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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