yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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