i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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