i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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