talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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