Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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