woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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