That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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