it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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