it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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