Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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