You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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