I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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