i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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