Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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