Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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