I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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