idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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