Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My feet surprised me
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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