I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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