is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Such a big mess for such a small penis
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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