i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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