I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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