She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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