i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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