I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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