so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
